John Warner

John Warner (born 1970) is an American writer, editor, and teacher of writing. He is the editor of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, a frequent contributor to The Morning News, and has been anthologized in May Contain Nuts, Stumbling and Raging: More Politically Inspired Fiction, and The Future Dictionary of America.

Books in order of publication:

My First Presidentiary (2001)

Fondling Your Muse: Infallible Advice from a Published Author to the Writerly Aspirant (2005)

So You Want to Be President? (2008) 

The Funny Man (2011) 

Why They Can’t Write: Killing the Five-Paragraph Essay and Other Necessities (2018)

The Writer’s Practice: Building Confidence in Your Nonfiction Writing (2019)

Sustainable. Resilient. Free.: The Future of Public Higher Education (2020)

More Than Words: How to Think About Writing in the Age of AI (2025)